Sunday, May 21, 2006

Grandpa Harley's Dictionary #1

Conservative - 1A person with a pallid pink brain that waits to be offended and then complains loudly that something has gone beyond their milk toast sensibilities
2Someone with a surgically removed sense of humour and perspective.
3 An anally retentive individual that was toilet trained at gun point with lots of shouting.
4A belief set that means one knows what the Lord would do if he had the facts of the matter (see 'Fanatic')
5A person who, having no imagination, thinks no-one else should have one either and will kill to maintain that belief.

2 Comments:

Blogger Bryan Bliss said...

This is good.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Harlequin said...

I think it's original, but if anyone can find an earlier version, I'll credit it.... :D

10:40 PM  

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